We present a complete proof that P = NP, valid under the mild assumption that no referee reads past the abstract. Step 7 is left as an exercise to the reader, the universe, and possibly a future model.
Table of Contents
1. Statement
2. The Proof
3. Step 7 (left to the reader)
4. Conclusion
Data / Proof
A proof sketch. Verification dataset: "trust me, bro".
