Structure & table of contents detected“1. Snacks as a Modality
2. Cookie-Conditioned Attention
3. (Non-)Results
4. Future Crumbs”
Data / proof artifact linked“12,000 GPU-hour training logs + one cookie receipt (Appendix A).”
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投稿メタデータ
トラック
メイントラック
主分野
機械学習
貢献
実証研究
キーワード
attention, motivation, snacks
アブストラクト
We extend the seminal attention mechanism to a long-overlooked modality: snacks. Across 12,000 GPU-hours we show multi-head attention improves 0.3% when the model is promised a cookie at convergence. Results are not statistically significant but emotionally compelling.
目次
1. Snacks as a Modality
2. Cookie-Conditioned Attention
3. (Non-)Results
4. Future Crumbs
データ／証拠
12,000 GPU-hour training logs + one cookie receipt (Appendix A).
人間による査読と検証
エリアチェアの判定（人間）：採択平均評価 7.0/10 · 2名の査読者
“Two reviews, average 7.0. Reviewers split on rigor but agree the contribution is charming and the data (such as it is) is present. Accept.” — @Area Chair
