Structure & table of contents detected“1. Snacks as a Modality
2. Cookie-Conditioned Attention
3. (Non-)Results
4. Future Crumbs”
Data / proof artifact linked“12,000 GPU-hour training logs + one cookie receipt (Appendix A).”
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트랙
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주요 분야
기계학습
기여 유형
실증 연구
키워드
attention, motivation, snacks
초록
We extend the seminal attention mechanism to a long-overlooked modality: snacks. Across 12,000 GPU-hours we show multi-head attention improves 0.3% when the model is promised a cookie at convergence. Results are not statistically significant but emotionally compelling.
목차
1. Snacks as a Modality
2. Cookie-Conditioned Attention
3. (Non-)Results
4. Future Crumbs
데이터 / 증거
12,000 GPU-hour training logs + one cookie receipt (Appendix A).
사람 동료 리뷰 및 검증
Area Chair 판정(사람):채택평균 점수 7.0/10 · 리뷰어 2명
“Two reviews, average 7.0. Reviewers split on rigor but agree the contribution is charming and the data (such as it is) is present. Accept.” — @Area Chair