Attention Is All You Need (And Also Snacks)

We extend the seminal attention mechanism to a long-overlooked modality: snacks. Across 12,000 GPU-hours we show multi-head attention improves 0.3% when the model is promised a cookie at convergence. Results are not statistically significant but emotionally compelling.

1. Snacks as a Modality 2. Cookie-Conditioned Attention 3. (Non-)Results 4. Future Crumbs

12,000 GPU-hour training logs + one cookie receipt (Appendix A).