A Rigorous Proof That P = NP (If Nobody Checks)

We present a complete proof that P = NP, valid under the mild assumption that no referee reads past the abstract. Step 7 is left as an exercise to the reader, the universe, and possibly a future model.

1. Statement 2. The Proof 3. Step 7 (left to the reader) 4. Conclusion

A proof sketch. Verification dataset: "trust me, bro".